Jay was a championship bull rider by the age of ten, when a tragic and freak accident (he doesn’t like to discuss it) ended his illustrious career and subsequently delayed puberty for another five years. He then made a living as the guy who gave long awkward hugs and high fives and yelled “That’s what she said” and “Sock it to me” during inappropriate times. That quickly ended after several beatings from random people and low liquor funds.
After dabbling in a short lived career as a strip aerobics instructor in Topeka, Kansas he has since settled down as a less than reputable blogger.
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