Sean Taylor made Brian Moorman his bitch.

Late in the 3rd quarter of the Pro-Bowl yesterday, The AFC lined up for a punt, well Bill's punter, Brian Moorman decided it was time to finally show everyone that punters are real athletes. And well, it worked out about as good as life has worked out for me.

I haven't seen a mormon get crushed like that since Ken Jennings lost on jeopardy. Haha, get it? He's mormon and he lost, and the punter's name is Moorman...I kill myself.