I guess there is worse things than losing.

Here's a hell of a question. What's worse, losing the Super Bowl or receiving an anal thrashing on live television?

Now I may be wrong( I don't think I am) but I would say getting mounted while in the "fetal position" by a 250 lb man like he was in heat would be a hell of a lot worse than losing the Super Bowl.

If none of this is making sense to you, then maybe this will help. During the game on Sunday, Robert Mathis sacked Rex Grossman, nothing out of the ordinary there, right? At first, it was just a sack...but sadly it turned into something wrong, wrong and dirty.

See there, nothing out of the ordinary, just a very athletic sack. For most defensive players, the thrill of sacking a quarterback is enough and sacking a quarterback at a pivotal moment in the Super Bowl would be very full-filling for any player's career.But not for Robert Mathis. This great sack only fueled his lust for penetrating something other than the offensive line. And trust me, no amount of chop blocking could stop him when he has his eyes set on something.


As shown here, the "other thing penetrated" was Rex Grossman's fanny. Yes, Rex Grossman had his boyish innocence stripped from him faster than a stripper when she sees a Ben Frank...yeah...you know what i'm talking about. Seriously, try it sometime, just go to your local exotic dancing establishment(aka a titty bar) dangle a couple of dead presidents in front of Candy, Trixie or Bunny(all reasonable stripper names) and watch those panties drop. Anyways, as you see here, Rex is currently getting pounded like theirs no tomorrow. Poor Rex, he can close his eyes all he wants, but at the end of the day, he's still going to be known as the guy who got raped at the Super Bowl. Oh, and you may be wondering "Jay, why didn't Rex try to get away?", well he tried and he almost succeeded. That is until Mathis grabbed his shoulders, you know, for better leverage.

And just like that, Rex's horrible ordeal is over. Robert Mathis used him, abused him and then just left him there like he was a homeless hooker(when your done you can just drop them off anywhere). You got to give it to Rex, instead of sitting there and crying about it, he attempted to play it off by looking for his contacts(He doesn't even wear contacts), he is acting like he didn't have a heap of man love dished his way. I'm sure Rex will get over this incident, in due time but for now, if you see him in public, don't call out "Hey Rex, how's the ass feeling?", it's just embarrassing and in bad taste.

Don't feel too bad for him though, i'm sure he coped with his horrible Sunday by having drunken, angry sex with as many college girls he could.

Super Bowl Live Blog.

Game over...Colts are victorious...29-17.

Time is just melting away, the Colts are going to win...and the MVP should be Dominic Rhodes and Joseph Addai. They both deserve it.

Well Thomas Jones just surpassed the 100 yard mark...goody.

The Bears defense decided it would be a good time to stop the run and the Colts punt.

Yet another Grossman interception, this one by Bob Sanders...this thing is over.

Rex Grossman just threw a pick-6. Colts 29-17.

An amazing diving catch by Marvin Harrison.

Finally daa Bears score...a FG by Gould...22-17 Colts.

Another FG for the Colts....22-14.

Long run by Dominic Rhodes, thanks to daa Bears allowing him to break tackles galore.

Sexy Rexy....yeah not so much. He gets sacked....then he then he awkward does somewhat of a Cart Wheel. Anyways, it leads to another Chicago punt.

Vinatieri with another FG....it makes it 19-14 Colts.

Joseph Addai is just running at will right now.

START OF THE SECOND HALF

Adam Vinatieri just missed a field goal...yes, that Adam. It's halftime, the Colts are leading 16-14.

Ok, that was a little weird. Peyton Manning just ran an option play. But I could've sworn that was an "athletic" play. What's Manning doing it for. Manning has the mobility of a dead walrus. But yet he finds running room.

Sexy Rexy...you dumbass, another sequence of back-to-back fumbles...Colts ball.

It was looking bad for the Bears, until Brandon Fletcher fumbled...recovered by daa Bears.

Touchdown Dominic Rhodes...2 yards out. Indy now leads 16-14.

The Colts are driving once again, they have it 1st & Goal at the Chicago 8.

Adam Vinatieri remains perfect as he hits yet another field goal. Daa Bears still lead 14-9.

Cedric Benson just came in and he fumbled...so far thats 3 fumbles already.

Thomas Jones, my MVP choice, just busted off a 52 yard run. Capped off by a Sexy Rexy touchdown throw to Mushin Muhammed. I can't believe I just said Sexy Rexy. Oh well.

Joseph Addai fumbled it on the very first play, recovered by rookie phenom, Mark Anderson.

The Colts decide to kick it away from Hester and well it worked. Gabe Reid received it and promptly fumbled it, Indy recovered it.

Hunter Smith did his best impression of Tony Romo and bobbled the snap. Bears still lead 7-6.

After trading punts, Peyton Manning found Reggie Wayne "WIDE OPEN" for a touchdown.

Well on 3rd & 12 Peyton does what he does best when it comes to the Playoffs...he throws a pick. Clark Harris was the lucky guy to receive Manning's first gift.

Well, the opening kickoff was just like the National Championship game, Devin Hester took it 96 yards for the touchdown. I am willing to put aside that Hester is a Cane, but just for today.

Super Bowl prediction...

I think Daa Bears are going to win, 24-21. Also my choice for the MVP is Thomas Jones. He will have 130 yards and 1 touchdown. Peyton Manning will have a good game but they Colts will fall short. I also think Devin Hester will have well over 150 return yards. The Colts are always horrible on kickoffs and I don't think much will change.

NFL Playoffs.

NFL Scoreboard:

Saints- 14
Bears- 39

NFC Champions- Chicago Bears

Patriots- 34
Colts- 38

AFC Champions- Indianapolis Colts

I'll recap both games when the shock weres off and my jaw settles back into it's normal state.

Just one of those days at the office...

Have you ever been searching on-line and you stubble across a story that just grabs your attention? Well that happened to me with this one.

The story is basically just talking about how Rex Grossman was talking shit to Darren Sharper and Dwight Smith after a game winning touchdown that Grossman threw wehn he wasn't breaking a fibula.

I don't know exactly what Rex could've said that would get to Sharper and Smith, I mean look at them. Sharper is a three-time Pro Bowl safety, Smith is...well he's an ok guy.(never met him, but what the hell). Rex is a good quarterback when he's not in rehab(not for drugs, but for injuries...but then again, i'm sure he took pain killers, and those are sorta like drugs, I know they are drugs, but they're not drug drugs. Does that make any sense? Probably not, but whatever, bare with me. Anyways, back to the post....I know, I know.) But seriously, Rex must of said something that irked Sharper(probably a yo momma joke)if he's going to the media to bitch about it. This is football, quit crying about him hurting your feelings and settle it on the field.(That's what I would've said, if he wasn't so big.) Don't cry and bitch to the media, knock him in the mouth!!!( Yeah, but don't actually hit him too hard, you'll get flagged and cost your team 15 yards, there is rules against that, gosh!) So my expert advice would be, Darren, stop whinning and Rex, try not to break a femur.