I have made it clear that the Cincinnati Bengals need a defensive tackle in the 2007 NFL Draft. I have also mentioned that they guy I want is Amobi Okoye. Okoye is a 19 year-old phenom out of the University of Louisville. He is a 6'1" 317 lb beast that is extremely strong, surprisingly fast for an interior lineman and would go a long way in helping our horrible run defense.
(Before I get started, let me say this is 100% false, meaning I made this up...so no letters on how Okoye is a good Christian boy who would never say that type of thing. Enjoy)
Okoye: Yeah boy, you better get used to looking at me while your on your back, cause your gonna be there all day!
Moss: Um, Ok...You can probably get up now. The play is over...the whistle blew.
Okoye: So! Are you trying to say your not enjoying your self?
Moss: Well, since you asked. No. No i'm not. It just so happens i'm not a big fan of having a 320 lb pound man sitting on me with his crotch in my face.
Okoye: Oh don't be jealous because I get all the ladies, they call me "Big Sexy".
Moss: What the hell does that have anything to do with this current situation?!
Okoye: Uh huh, I knew it, your just mad because i've been getting college chicks since I was 16.
Moss: Yeah, let me tell...i'm so jealous. Ok, now will you please get off me, they are waiting for us.
Referee: Ok guys, come on...get up.
Moss: Yes, that has been what i've been trying to tell him...
Okoye: Hey quick question...promise you won't tell anyone and you won't laugh.
Okoye: Promise me.
Moss: *mumbles to himself* Are you fucking kidding me...Fine Amobi...I promise.
Okoye: Ok, you know how I said I've been getting college girls since I was 16?
Moss: Yes...you made sure everyone heard you say that.
Okoye: Well I have kind of developed a bit of a rash and I thought that since your down there, you know, you could check it out for me.
Moss: HELL NO...WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM.
Okoye: What...not a good time or something?
Moss: NO...it's never a good time for me to check a rash for you...are you insane.
Okoye: I knew it...too soon
Moss: (just slowly shakes his head) I didn't come to Dade County for this shit.
Okoye: Ah well...let's play some football.